SexAndAMovie

failbag:

Please vote for me in the chair contest!!

Okay it’s not so much a chair contest as it is a contest where you submit a chair picture to try to win a free round trip flight, which is something I want. Very, very much. I’ve planned on visiting Europe during college for a while now, but I’ve come to realize that even after working as much as I possibly can it might never happen. As you probably already know, the cost of tuition and living expenses doesn’t really allow much breathing room. When the time comes, I may have to choose between going to Europe and taking loans for school (who wants debt? not me that’s who), or not going to Europe and using all my earnings for school. But now that there’s a third miracle option in the mix, neither of those things have to happen! You can stop it from happening. Look at you, able to control my future. Dang you’re cool. I bet you have at least three pairs of sunglasses.

• It takes like 6.27 seconds: just click the pic/ link, let it load, and click ‘vote’. Extra time if you give me your address afterward so I can send you a thank you card
• You’re entered for a drawing! That’s right, you can win something just for helping me. If that’s not awesome then I don’t know what is (besides you)
• You’ll be making my dream come true! Yeah sometimes I dream about being chased by a giant spider with a clown head, but I’d like to think visiting Europe is more realistic. Also it’s slightly less terrifying.
• Just to be in third place I only need just over 200 votes. This is a completely possible thing with an unbelievable prize.
• There are 5 days left in the contest and at the moment I am in 5th place! The vote margins between the top five are pretty intimidating, but the contest is only halfway over so there’s always a chance to catch up, right?? The answer is yes. (But don’t tell the teacher I gave you the answer or we’ll get in trouble okay)

It’s up to you now! Anything you do to help me is super-mega-appreciated. Remember how much your mom said she appreciated you doing the dishes? Yeah, even more than that. So vote, reblog, learn an instrument, do whatever you can! This thing ends on the 20th, so we’ll know how it all turns out soon enough. Thank you so much!!

failbag:

failbag:

Please vote for me in the chair contest!!

Okay it’s not so much a chair contest as it is a contest where you submit a chair picture to try to win a free round trip flight, which is something I want. Very, very much. I’ve planned on visiting Europe during college for a while now, but I’ve come to realize that even after working as much as I possibly can it might never happen. As you probably already know, the cost of tuition and living expenses doesn’t really allow much breathing room. When the time comes, I may have to choose between going to Europe and taking loans for school (who wants debt? not me that’s who), or not going to Europe and using all my earnings for school. But now that there’s a third miracle option in the mix, neither of those things have to happen! You can stop it from happening. Look at you, able to control my future. Dang you’re cool. I bet you have at least three pairs of sunglasses.

• It takes like 6.27 seconds: just click the pic/ link, let it load, and click ‘vote’. Extra time if you give me your address afterward so I can send you a thank you card
• You’re entered for a drawing! That’s right, you can win something just for helping me. If that’s not awesome then I don’t know what is (besides you)
• You’ll be making my dream come true! Yeah sometimes I dream about being chased by a giant spider with a clown head, but I’d like to think visiting Europe is more realistic. Also it’s slightly less terrifying.
• Just to be in third place I only need just over 200 votes. This is a completely possible thing with an unbelievable prize.

It’s up to you now! Anything you do to help me is super-mega-appreciated. Remember how much your mom said she appreciated you doing the dishes? Yeah, even more than that. So vote, reblog, learn an instrument, do whatever you can! This thing ends on the 20th, so we’ll know how it all turns out soon enough. Thank you so much!!

Hey guys I’m in 10th right now out of the 1,000 people and I’m only 70 votes away from being in 5th place! If you have a second to spare then please vote— think of the children!! (there aren’t any children involved in this but you should think about them anyway)

thezoechongchong:

LMFAO

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singlebychoice:

YIKES.

fuckyeahsharks:

brooklynmutt:

This shark is swimming the streets of Puerto Rico after Irene. - @ESPN_Colin  

STREET SHARKS. 

collegehumor:

Found: Nerd wearing Nintendo Powerglove to Class

He gets so much action. Unfortunately it requires a lot of pressing ‘A’

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laughingsquid:

Big Bite Hot Dog Flavored Potato Chips at 7-Eleven